Failpie

Introduction


Failpie is a term coined by the mod wally to refer to a particular brand of conservatroll failure that makes everyone

around them facepalm. Named for 261 user OMGWTFPIE. To best describe his character GameFAQs poster Gimli explains:

''"You are delusional. I'm not just saying that as a basic insult on a forum, you are literally so delusional you believe that you are able to speak for the divinity of the universe. Your sin of pride is sooooo strong....it warps reality itself. Heck, I can agree that pretentious athiests piss me off. But you? YOU think you ARE a god, which is pretty much the most heinous thing you can do, according to the Bible." ''

In Which Pie Nitpicks and Misses the Point...
In the days where rampant conservatrolls arise and fall like waves at sea, Pie manages to stay afloat and thrive. In the topic he created named, "In Which Pie Dismantles Gay Marriage Arguments," he outlines the following:
 * Gay Marriage is based on religious beliefs rather than hatred and bigotry.
 * Gay people aren't being denied their rights because there is no legal precedent.
 * A vaguely worded argument about hospital visitation rights.

What he fails to comprehend is:
 * Banning Gay Marriage is based on denying a selective group of the population from having the same rights as others.
 * There was also legal precedent for black people to considered 3/5 of a person.
 * Would be easier to have Gay Marriage then to change the laws that would prohibit same-sex couples access.