The Cruithear

Cruithear is a long-time contributor to 261, appearing before the start of the 2008 election.

Strong, Yet Gentle
It was said Cruithear was not only a painless birth, but a soothing one. Not only was his mother impressed as he crawled out of her womb but also at the soothing saprano in which he sang. The doctors were certain he'd cry when they spanked him however they never got the chance. The baby was gone. Panicking, the attendees turned over the room searching for the baby, the mother in hysterics. It was only when the senior on staff realized they didn't employ eight inch doctors that they found Cruithear delivering other children. How he acquired nurses scrubs and medical equipment his size remains a mystery.

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